Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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eoin burgin is fat

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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