a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Knock Knock. Come in.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Anti Joke

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