- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Knock, knock. Come in.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

3 guys walks into a park. Which one was holding the beer? None, all 3 guys were elementary kids

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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