What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

The Ohio State Buckeyes

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

civil rights

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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