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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

2 boy once went to a party. One boy dared the other to suck all the helium out of a balloon. Today this boy is know as Justin Bieber

whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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