what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

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Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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#So tell me what you want, what you really really want, so tell me what you want, what you really really want.# OhOk then. I'll take that photo of your mother.

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Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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A brunette, a blond and a red-head decide to go swimming in a lake. To prepare, they go shopping together to get some new bikinis. When they get to the shop they are pleased to find that the bikinis are on sale and they get them 50% off. They drive with their new swimwear to the lake and get changed in the changing room. When they get out they notice that it is quite cold. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice that the lake is dirty. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice the lake is actually a spill of oil. They decide to go swimming anyway. They remember that none of them can swim. They decide to go swimming anyway. They jump in. They drown.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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