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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the potty.

A guy walks into a bar

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

A man was walking down the sidewalk. Then he turned into a drugstore.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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