- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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