What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

A pope meets another one

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

Eric is gay Ha

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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