What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

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1 white girl and 2 black men -TRAGIC

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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womens rights.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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