i saw amango it splootered

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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