Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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