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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"hey do you know the date" "58"

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

I'm so punny.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

You tell me. I have amnesia.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

"Why do children's movies show everything in that happens in the movie in the trailer?" "The same reason I show children everything that's inside of my trailer."

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