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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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