- Anti Joke

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard