- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

why is six afraid of seven? because seven is black

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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