- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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