- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What's big and white and wilbkill you if it falls from a tree? My dick.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

An eleven year old boy walks into a bar... he is searching for his father, who has a known alchol problem, and has been missing for five days.

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