- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

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