- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A priest walks into a drug den, most people would say this is pretty contradictory to his implied beliefs.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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