- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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