Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

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Tom: Knock knock! Guy: Who's there? Tom: Carrot. Guy: Impossible.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Brain fart

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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What did the Muslim say to the Jew? Nothing, as he has been deaf since birth and is incapable of forming coherent speech.

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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