- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "It's Dallas" "Dallas Who" James and Dallas's relashonship quickly deteriorated as Dallas realized he and James been best friends for 2 years and James doesn't even know his name.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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