A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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