whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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How long does it take jimmy hoffa to screw in a light bulb? A: Jimmy Hoffa is dead and incapable of screwing in a light bulb, however if you change the tense of the question to "how long WOULD Jimmy Hoffa HAVE TAKEN to screw in a light bulb" then the approximate answer would be around 1 1/2 minutes if Mr Hoffa had proper dexterity an motor control that was comparable to the average human.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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