- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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