- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Splash.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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