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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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