How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Big Brother. Big Brother who? That's right. ALL are who, Akbar!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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