- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Lil Wayne

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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