- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Chlamydia

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

Pickles

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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