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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

So a bar walks into a man...

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