What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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