what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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