We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

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I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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12 niqqa 12.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

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Matthew Wyckoff

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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