- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: seven raped six's mom

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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