- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

Why can't february march Because april may

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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