roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Yellow People !!

Jesus Christ

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

there once was a frog with no leggs

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

men's rights activists

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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