- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

i saw amango it splootered

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

An Asian with a big dick.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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