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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. But it wasn't actually getting bigger, it was just getting closer. So I got hit in the face.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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