why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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- Why the black people smell? - To let even the blind person hate them.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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Happy Birthday! Your mom is dead!

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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You are joking right?

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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