How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

I asked her where you were.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

What's the difference between a pair of slippers and a pair of dead babies? Essentially nothing.

How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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