Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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