Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock. Doors open

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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