- Anti Joke

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

(Insert short question here) (Insert long semi-irrelevant answer here)

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

My brother gave my mom AIDS. My mom gave my dad AIDS. My dad gave my dog AIDS. My dog gave me AIDS. I gave my sister AIDS. My sister called the police because of the wild case of AIDS.

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

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