- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

i actually read the terms of service before i posted this

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

roses are red poo is poo

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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