Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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took my chevy to the levy but the levy was dry

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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