- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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