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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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