A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

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What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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