Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Why is Michael J. Fox so go at dance? Because he took lesson as a child

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Stop driving smart cars you fags

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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