- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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