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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Cancer

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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