How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

A bus with 12 black guys is driven off a cliff. What is the sad part of this story? ... Our beloved president was not involved.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

What's the difference between a person who can differentiate an anti-joke from a joke and one who cannot? Other than being able to tell the difference between the two types of humour, it is impossible to tell, as no further information is given.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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