- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

A man goes to the potty.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

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