the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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star wars kid

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car because he was depressed and contemplating suicide.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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