Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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Q: what white hard and huge and it can kill you if you fall out of a tree? A: a refrigerator

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Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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star wars kid

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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Your big dick.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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