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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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