If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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