how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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