how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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-How do fit an elefant in a refrigerator? Open the door and shove it in -How do u fit a giraffe in a refrigerator? Take the elephant out and put the giraffe in -If the king of the jungle has a meating which animal doesn't come? The giraffe because hes in the refrigerator -How do u cross a lake where aligators and snakes live? U swimm because they're at the meeting

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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