- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

A coyote walks into a bar, because human development has rapidly destroyed his natural habitat. He mauls three patrons.

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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