How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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roses are red poo is poo

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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A gay man goes out with a butch lesbian and develops a loving relationship, years later they get married and have kids, adopting them from the local orphanage and lives happily ever after.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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