- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

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