How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

Anti Joke

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